My aunt asks me the same question every single time I talk to her: “Are you still friends with Tellmenottofly?” as if, suddenly, after seven and a half years of being friends we’ve decided that we don’t actually like each other anymore. Tellmenottofly suggested that next time I reply with “Pssht, that skankface?! No way!” and see how she reacts.

@1 month ago
#tellmenottofly